20 original and funny phrases to write in a paper fortune teller

A paper fortune teller that circulates in the playground or on the back seat of a car, we all know the principle. The folding takes two minutes, but it’s the content that makes the difference between a quickly forgotten game and a collective burst of laughter. Here are twenty original and funny phrases to slip into the sections, categorized by age group to suit the children’s age and context.

Before copying these phrases, you can also draw from other ideas for fortune teller phrases to vary the fun from one game to another.

1. You must speak like a robot until the next round

Child imitating a robot with a stiff mechanical expression in class

This challenge works from five or six years old and doesn’t make anyone uncomfortable. The child adopts a monotone voice and jerky movements, which effortlessly triggers laughter.

In the car, it’s particularly effective: the journey becomes a permanent sketch as long as the challenge lasts.

2. Give a silly compliment to the person on your left

Girl giving a silly compliment while laughing to her neighbor on the left

Typical example: “Your ears are as beautiful as warm croissants.” The absurd compliment avoids any awkwardness and encourages children to come up with their own phrases.

Silly compliments develop verbal creativity while maintaining a kind tone, which is perfect for a fortune teller that spins in class.

3. Tell the penguin joke at the supermarket

Boy enthusiastically telling the penguin joke at the supermarket

Why does the penguin go shopping at the supermarket? Because he loves frozen items. Short riddles with a simple punchline fit perfectly into a paper fortune teller’s section.

You can adjust the vocabulary level: for younger kids, stick to animals; for eight years and older, you can spice up the puns.

4. Sing a well-known song by replacing all the words with “moo”

Child singing a song by replacing all the words with 'moo'

This challenge works for all ages. The others have to guess the song, turning the challenge into a mini-group game.

The variant also works with “quack” or “baa” depending on the group’s mood.

5. You are not allowed to say “yes” for five minutes

Boy making a big effort not to say 'yes' with a comical expression

Challenges involving verbal prohibitions lead to spontaneous comedic situations. Other players intentionally ask trick questions, which keeps the energy up effortlessly.

6. Imitate your favorite animal for thirty seconds

Child imitating his favorite four-legged animal with a mischievous expression

A classic physical challenge that remains funny every time. Animal imitation is suitable even for shy children because it gives them a “role” to play.

7. Say three words that rhyme with your name

Boy searching for three words that rhyme with his name in class

This phrase turns the fortune teller into a little disguised language exercise. The results are often unintentionally funny, especially when the name rhymes with almost nothing.

8. Invent a completely useless superpower

Child inventing a completely useless superpower with an absurd drawing

“I can make pasta cook faster in the pot.” This type of absurd phrase is very popular among children from seven years old. Absurd humor is the safest register for a group fortune teller because it targets no one.

9. Act out a movie in three gestures, without speaking

Boy acting out a movie with gestures without speaking in front of his friends

Quick miming adds a mini-physical challenge to the paper fortune teller. Limit it to three gestures to keep the pace and avoid dragging it out.

10. What animal has the most legs? The millipede, and it’s always late

Child holding a drawing of a millipede always late in reference to the joke

Riddles with built-in answers work well for younger children who can’t read for long yet. You write the question on the outside flap and the punchline inside.

11. You must eat your next snack with a tablespoon

Child eating his snack with a tablespoon in a comical way

This quirky challenge is harmless and creates a tangible comedic moment. Children look forward to it because the result is visible.

12. Describe your day like a sports commentator

Girl describing her day like an enthusiastic sports commentator

A verbal expression challenge disguised as a birthday task. Feedback varies on this point, but most children from eight years old love to overact the dramatic tone.

13. Say “I am a magnificent potato” with the utmost seriousness

Boy saying 'I am a magnificent potato' with the utmost seriousness

Absurd phrases delivered with confidence trigger more laughter than classic jokes. The contrast between the content and the tone does all the work.

14. Write a kind word on your neighbor’s hand

Child writing a kind word on his neighbor's hand with a marker

This phrase steps out of pure comedy to add a touch of camaraderie. It works well at the end of the game, as a breather between two challenges.

15. Why do divers always dive backward? Because otherwise, they would fall into the boat

Child illustrating the joke about divers who always dive backward

A short joke with a visual punchline, easy to understand from six years old. The riddle format remains the most natural for a paper fortune teller.

16. You must walk like a crab until the next wall

Girl walking like a crab along a wall under the laughter of her friends

Animal movement challenges are perfect for birthday parties or group activities. They channel energy while making everyone laugh.

17. Invent a new name for your school (or your car)

Child inventing a new absurd name for his school and car in a notebook

You can adapt the phrase to the context: “your school” for the playground, “this car” for trips. The fortune teller gains relevance when the content fits the situation.

18. Pretend to be a waiter and take everyone’s order

Girl dressed as a waitress taking the order of all her friends seriously

This challenge transforms the living room or classroom into a fictional restaurant. Role-playing challenges keep the laughter going long after the fortune teller.

19. Say the alphabet backward as fast as you can

Boy reciting the alphabet backward as fast as possible with a comical concentration

A brain challenge that almost always ends in fits of laughter because most children (and adults) fail after three letters. The audience counts the mistakes, which energizes the group.

20. You are crowned king or queen of the fortune teller: invent an absurd law

Girl crowned queen of the fortune teller enacting an absurd law with her spoon-scepter

“From now on, we only walk on the lines of the tiles.” This last phrase serves as a grand finale. Letting the child invent their own absurd rule extends the game well beyond the fortune teller.

For a paper fortune teller to really make people laugh, the content must resonate with the audience: simple riddles for the little ones, expression challenges for the older ones, light physical challenges for parties. The best approach is to mix registers in the same fortune teller, with at least one absurd phrase, one physical challenge, and one riddle with a punchline per game.

20 original and funny phrases to write in a paper fortune teller